This window has given me much distress. For one, i have a window phobia. I just know someone or something is going to be looking back at me. And two, i don’t want my neighbors being able to peep in at any old time of the day or night.
Because i wouldn’t stop whining about this lone window Husby finally bought a drill and some blinds and attempted to shut me up. Two minutes in he mumbled something about “doing this later” and walked away.
The next morning Husby was talking to one of our neighbors who lives in that duplex across from us. The neighbor informed Husby that he and his wife had been standing at their kitchen sink and waving to him. Husby of course never saw them.
This means that all of my whining was for valid reasons. This also means that the time Husby was standing in the hallway, naked, shaking his booty at me while proclaiming no one could see him, they most likely did.
I’m thinking i should probably bake them some “I’m so sorry that my husband didn’t listen to me and mooned you” cupcakes.
Anyone have a recipe for that?