That’s right. Walter The Spaz.
And i enjoy a lot of different things. Like food, and sniffing furry bums, and wrestling with Tofu Ninja Kitty, and food, and sitting on my moms face, and belly rubs, and car rides, and killing zombies, and food, and barking, and playing with my buddies, and jumping, and food.
But the thing that makes me really happy is when i get away with snuggling in between my mom and dad. It’s the best thing in the whole world. Well, until my parents figure out how to feed me bacon while snuggling.
And until my mom stops taking crappy cell pictures of me.
Oh and until my parents stop telling me i’m “just a dog.” Personally, I think they’ve been drinking out of the toilet bowl too much.
But until they get a clue…